• First off, I would like to thank the Nachos for this idea.

This is a made up story, please don’t take this offensively.

Dark Clouds

This is the map for this story:

Chapter 1 ‘Invaded’: It was a early morning, with puffles scurring around in the Forest, and IMAF was on their daily patrol for Ice Palace, IMAF’s capital. Flippy Yelled, “LALALAMOO.” Vil Dnan said, “Uhhhh yes sir?.” Flippy said, “I see a cow.” Then, out of no where, Agent Es said, “will i get a promo?” Around noon, Ice Palace was surrounded by a very awful thunderstorm. IMAF’s electricity went out, but they had a emergency power source that lasts for 5 hours, so IMAF used that. IMAF sent 8 troops from the barracks (Cove) to scout for a enemy. IMAF positioned themselves at the dock for any enemy Navy Ships. The 8 troops that IMAF sent did not come back for a while, and at 6:00 PM, Tiny Ronan (Patrol Group capitan) came back. He was covered in dirt, and had bruises everywhere. The medical crew (Dan solo and Abomnible46) came to help out Tiny Ronan. Smit yelled, “WHAT HAPPENED?” We could barley hear him because of the waves and thunder. Tiny Ronan reported, “R….. RPF is coming this way. We were patrolling the IMAF border, and from the South the RPF attacked. Smit Yelled at Wuper to tell Flippy about this immediatley. Meanwhile, at the IMAF Navy Seals Base, Cool Foel sent a message to the IMAF base. “RPF FLEET COMING THRUGH THE POINTLESS WAR RIVER.” Love4Life5 said, “DID YOU LOCATE A AIRCRAFT CARRIER?” Cool Foel responded, “NEGATIVE, NOTHING ON RADAR…… Wait a second…. holy sh…………….”  “Hello? cool Foel sir? HELLO? Can you hear me?” Says Love4life5. No responce. Love left his post to tell smit and Flippy right away. Flippy ordered a Puffle tank to patrol the south border.

IMAF army base moved to the south, and leaving the Coastal Guard to patrol the rest of the IMAF border. Mazzyandmilk ordered the IMAF Navy to go through the Pointless war river, and fight the RPF Air Craft carrier, while IMAF Army and Navy seals attack the RPF Fleet. Mazzy also ordered to make a path way to the IMAF Base quicker by digging 100 km of land , so the IMAF Fleet can go to the base quicker.

Mazzy estimated that it would take a week for them to dig through.

Chapter 2 ‘A Lost’: Sirens everywhere. Flippy thought about tactics while Smit was busy organizing troops. JordFan, IMAF President, ordered a defcon 1. JordFan went to the war aswell with Flippy. Smit went to the Southwest with about 1 Battle Ship, and heading toward where Mazzy was digging. IMAF Air Force (Hidden on Map) flew over as well. Flippy stayed in the Puffle Tank with JordFan. The rest went with The portable surfboards that hover over snow. Then, we arrived at the south border of IMAF. RPF was ready for war. And so were we. Our Puffle tank charged RPF! JordFan took a pistol from the Puffle Tank and ran out for war. Flippy stayed in the Puffle Tank to give out orders. Then, when the Air Crafts arrived, XrayX parachuted down and shot a RPF soldier with a Ak-47. A citizen was passing by, and saw the war. He decided to join IMAF, and he went to the Puffle Tank. “I’m here to help out, I need my weapon.” Con Said. “Go to Wuper and Trumpet, they’ll give you a good weapon to start with.” Then, BOOM. The Puffle Tank flipped over. A RPF Soldier bombed the Puffle Tank! All troops focused on that explosion. Kyle cease stood ontop of the Puffle Tank, and yelled, “HOORAH! WE TOOK DOWN THE PUFFLE TANK. HORRAH.” Fiasco and his tactics went perfect. A RPF soldier had a IMAF uniform on, and then that spy put a bomb under the puffle tank. The Medical crew came to the Puffel Tank with a couple of IMAF soldeirs. Kyle cease shot down the 2 soldier, and the medical crew retreated back.Vil Dnan shouted, “GET FLIPPY OUT OF THE PUFFLE TANK.” All IMAF rushed towards the Puffle tank, and again, BOOM. This time, the RPF tank fired near the Puffle Tank, but none died. A miracle, Flippy was out. He had a broken leag, and a broken arm. Spart was wiggling his way out, jumping onto Vil Dnan.

Chapter3 ‘Dig-Done’: The IMAF Navy is still digging. Benag worked harder than anyone else in digging. Idsi was on a Battle Ship, commanding the IMAF Navy with Mazzy. Mazzy though, ” We aren’t going to make it on time.” then, Smit and the Coastal Guard came to the other side. And they had 100kg of bombs. Then planted 33kg bombs in the soil to dig through, and BOOM. 1/3 of the land was blown away to the side. Smit continued that, and finally, Mazzy and his fleet could go to help out the rest of IMAF. The digging/bombing in total took 5 days. And 2 days to go back.

Chapter4 ‘Come Back’: Flippy coughed. He managed to say one word. Retreat. IMAF pulled out, leaving the flipped over puffle tank. They retreated back to Ice Box (Below Ice Palace) At ice box, Hankez was waiting for us. He gave us with food and shealter. Ice Box is a Hospital for IMAF and their allies. Many doctors healed IMAF soldiers. Flippy ordered for all the Puffle tanks (7 Puffle Tanks) to go to the south border, and keep the 2 tanks on stand by. RPF has invaded 1/9 of our land. All IMAF was ordered to go to the South Border, abandoning patrols. Instead, Shadow Troops stayed neutral for this war, but volenteered to patrol unless they fight any of their allies. Commando993 said, “Sorry we’re neutral, atleast we help patrol.” Flippy says, “Better than nothing. LALALAMOO!!” IMAF moved slowly, step by step, and they used a formation. Formation equal.

IMAF and RPF met again. IMAF had 100 troops. RPF… unknown, but quite large. Flippy yelled, “PUFFLE TANKS, AIM!” “FIRE!!!” All at once, the Puffle Tanks fired their missles. BOOM ,BOOM ,BOOM ,BOOM ,BOOM, BOOM. Vil Dnan said, “Wait, we only have 5 Puffle tanks. Why is their a extra ‘BOOM’?” One of the RPF soldiers had a big bomb gun, and he fired, without the leader’s order. The missle hit the puffle tank on the right, but it did not effect the Puffle tank that much. IMAF broke their formation, and soldiers went their own ways.

Chapter 5 ‘Trouble in the North’: Yodom5 reported to Flippy that IW was attacking IMAF in the north, but Shadow Troops are defending aswell.

Flippy: Yodom, tell Commando that a IMAF Patrol group from a far away place by Air Craft.

Yodom: Yes Sir! But sir, what should we do with the citizens?

Flippy: Take them to a safe place. Ice Palace will be good.

Agent es: will i get promo?

Flippy: -.- This is me and Yodom’s conversation. WTF are you doing here?

Yodom: Lol….

Flippy: Dissmissed!

Con came to the war, and got into a Puffle Tank. Con sat next to JordFan.Con said, “cool, how do you do this??” “I’m a vegitarian.” replied JordFan. Flippy yelled through the transiver. “CHARGE!!!” Puffle Tanks went full speed, pushing Con back. Flippy, Vil Dnan, Tiny Ronan, Litning Miq, Andrewf, Jcapp64, Heatblasat, are all drivers of the Puffle Tank.

Lit: Flippy sir! We can’t win this, we must pull back!

Vil Dnan: Lit, stay calm, we will win.

Flippy: Vil is right.

Jcapp: I’m retired, why do I have to do this?

Andrew: You must, for the sake of IMAF.

Heat: Moo.

After 6 hours of fighting, IMAF had 20 troops left, and no Puffle Tanks are broken. IMAF was surrounded. Tiny Ronan said, “We’re dead.” BUT THEN. Flippy hear a sissle. So did RPF.

BOOM

A IMAF Navy ship shot a missle, and hit a RPF fleet! Smit, Mazzy, and Idsi stood at the nose of the ship. waving their hands at us. While the IMAF Navy got RPF’s attention, IMAF fired a missle towards Kyle Cease.　Miracally,　Kyle dogded it, and the missle went to the RPF territory. RPF Navy and IMAF Navy fought, but the IMAF Army and navy Seals were dying. Smit tightened his fist, and prayed for luck. ZOOOOMMMM…. “What was that noise?” A familiar voice said.

Chapter 6 ‘a Legend Appears’: Xhase came to the war field, with the 2 Puffle tanks, and with Mario. Flippy was surprised, “Hey Xhase!” Mario pointed to the North. A RFW Air Craft Fleet swooped in to help IMAF. RFW bombed RPF, and IMAF jumped with joy. Kyle Cease said, “Retreat!!!” Then, in a flash, all RPF was gone, exept for one. He stood still, and the he decided to join IMAF. Xhase walked to him with Mario. Mario whispered to Xhase, “Sir, I think he’s a new recruit. He’s a private.” Xhase said to the RPF soldier, “Welcome to the IMAF. What’s you’re name?” When the RPF soldeir tried to respond, POW. Another RPF soldier shot the other RPF soldier! In front of xhase, that new IMAF recruit collapsed. Xhase ordered a Gernade to be thrown at him. He got blown away, while Mario waved his hands at him. Smit and Mazzy came, and the RFW air crafts landed. Inside was Pringy and Rice. Rice said, “We came to rescue you sexy people.” Pringy said, “BONK BONK.” Flippy gets out of his Puffle Tank, and sees Pringy and Rice. Flippy says, “LALALAMOO.”

Chapter 7 ‘Hows the North?’: Yodom5 shouts, “GET MEH TROOPS. Nasa7! Tell IMAF to bring reinforcements!” Nasa responds, “Should we get ST to fall back? They seem to be dying.” Yodom5, “I’m just a head Congressman!” Nasa runs to the North Control tower, and tells Smit to come help out. From the South, XrayX was already heading to the North, with his Air Force Fleet. Ray shouted in the transiver, “MAKE SURE YOU DONT MISS ANY ENEMIES. IF YOU WIN, YOU GET PIE.” The Fleet headed toward the war zone, and IMAF Air Force Dropped bombs. IW had Ice Guns, so if you got shot, it will feel like you got stabbed by a knife. Flippy and all the IMAF troops moved to the North, leaving RFW to protect the South. When IMAF troops arrived, everyone charged. Flippy got out of the tank to fight. Flippy hit Iceyfeet1234 with a Cow. “LALALAMOO,” says Flippy. Mazzyandmilk got out of his Navy ship, and fired his Blastoise gun. Eventually, icey got kicked by the cow, and Icey lost his contionce. Ruggy said, “RETREAT.” Shadow Troops went back to their land, and so did RFW. IMAF went back to their bases. Finally, peace. Or was it?

To be continued

Jord Fan’s Story #1

It was just another ordinary day in school…

Mr. Flippy told us that today we were going to talk about our class novel, IMAF, an Army of Penguins Amongst a Bunch of Armies of Penguins. It was 4^th period. That meant lunch was next.

“Class, by a show of hands, how many of you have read your entire class novel?”, said Mr. Flippy.

Everyone’s hand was up.

Villy yelled, “I read it all in the first night!”

McNuggetBoy screamed, “It was the most interesting book I’ve ever read!”

Donut67890 said quietly to himself, “I, in my honest opinion, thought it wasn’t really my favorite book.”

Everyone yelled in unison, “WHAT?!?!?!”

Donut67890 said, “I’m really sorry, guys. I just didn’t like it. It didn’t reach my standards.”

Mr. Flippy said, “Calm down class. It’s all right if not everyone liked it.”

Just then, Principal Smit came rushing in.

“I just got a complaint from one of the teachers that there was too much noise coming from this room, and they couldn’t teach.”, said the Principal.

Mr. Flippy tried to explain, “ I’m extremely sorry. My class is just discussing their class novel, IMAF, an Army of Penguins Amongst a Bunch of Armies of Penguins. Please forgive us.”

Smit said, “Well, what was all of the noise about?”

“Donut67890 didn’t like it!”, shouted out Leboto.

Smit yelled, “WHAT?!?!?!” It took him a few seconds to get himself back together. “I’m sorry, just I’ve never heard of a student who has not liked that book. I, personally think it is the best book ever!”

Donut67890 said, “I just didn’t enjoy it as much as my classmates.”

Mr. Flippy tried to comfort him, “Just because you didn’t like it doesn’t mean you’re totally weird.”

Donut67890 said, “Um… not helping!”

Mr. Flippy said, “Oops. That came out wrong.”

Just then the bell rang. Everyone piled up near the door, so much that Mr. Flippy had to get out his magic chainsaw.

“AH!!!”, screamed everyone.

Then Mr. Flippy was able to get to the door and open it for the children.

“What an outburst!”, said Principal Smit.

In the cafeteria, everyone was on line to get the disgusting school lunch. XRayx and Mario were done waiting, got their “food”, and went to a table.

“Eww… not vegetable soup again.”, groaned Mario.

“I know. It sucks.” replied Xrayx.

Mario said, “So what was your favorite part of the class novel?”

Xrayx said, “When IMAF protected the Ice Palace from a bunch of other looser armies.”

Mario said, “Mine was when they invaded the place called Yukon. Hmm… that really sounds like it could be from Star Wars.”

“What about Donut67890? He really freaked out a lot of people there.”, said Xrayx.

Just then Heatblasat sat down at the table.

Heatblasat said, “Oh, yea. That was weird! I think he is mental.”

Mario said, “I agree. He is a nice kid, but kind of crazy up there.”

“Actually, now that I think about it, Donut67890 might have a point.”, said Jord Fan, who had sat down at the table with nobody noticing. “I didn’t really like chapter 5, where IMAF has the great depression, and it looks like all hope is lost, and it just stops right there. There is no spontaneous comeback or anything from IMAF. I mean, they heal slowly with recruiting sessions and things like that, but there is no spontaneous comeback.”

Xrayx said, “Hmm… I didn’t really like that chapter either.”

Just then, the bell rang. It meant that it was time for math class, which was also taught by Mr. Flippy. Everyone liked Mr. Flippy. A few people in the middle of class, including Jord Fan, screamed at the top of their lungs, “I <3 FLIPPY!!!”

In math class, Mr. Flippy said, “Class, since we haven’t finished our discussion of the class novel, I am taking some time out of math class to finish our discussion. “

“Okay, I wasn’t being completely honest before when I said that I didn’t like the book.”, said Donught67890, “I meant that I just didn’t like some parts like chapter five.”

Jord Fan said, “See? He’s not mental, or weird. Everyone should respect him just as you did before.”

Xrayx said, “That’s a laugh!”

Mario said, “I’m with Jord Fan.”

Litning Miq said, “Me too. Wait. While I have your attention, let me just tell you that… I LIKE PIE!”

Doughnut67890 said, “Hey, that was my favorite part of the book! How they gave pies as presents to each other for free and then laughed!”

Mr. Flippy said, “That’s enough. I’m glad that all of you have worked out all of your problems.”

Everyone cheered.

Mr. Flippy said, “Come back tomorrow, so we can do it all over again.”

Ze Epic Battle

Before you read, these are the division’s ability.

Stealth Division – Mostly Tanks.

Blast Division – Air Force.

Viper Division – Snipers/Secret Assasination

Iron Division – Ground troops and Submarines. (Navy troops)

“Troops, wake up!” Admiral Danny yelled.

Eddie yawned, “Time for the training.”

It was a beautiful, sunny day. At 6:00 AM, the troops were awoken by Danny, and headed to the cafeteria. The food was great. The waffles were great, especially with syrup.

“Everyone seems to be worried today. What’s wrong with them?” Reny asked Fred.

“They said we are having war soon, and some new recruits doesn’t know what to do.” Fred replied.

Just then, Flippy stood up on a table, and made an announcement.

“We have just relieved a threat from UMA. They will invade our capital soon, and we need to get mobilized. Our server defense is now a def-con 2.”

The crowd seemed to be terrorized, except for the Generals.

” Please be calm,” Leboto interrupted. “We have been planning tactics with our best Head Warlords, and we have a perfect tactic. We are safe, as long as the tactic works.”

“Also, I will send in the Blast Division, Stealth Division, and the Iron division to help as well. The Viper division is ordered to stay here, just in-case another army attacks. if another army attacks this base, feel free to call our ally, the Golden Warriors,” Flippy assisted. The IMAF troops calmed, and Jojordan yelled, “We need to get going then!”

After the troops finished eating, they went in their divisions, and some went inside the Puffle Tank. Leboto headed east with the Iron Division, since they were the strongest division of all. . Flippy headed North with the Blast division and the Stealth division. McNuggetBoy stayed behind with his Viper Division. IMAF’s plan was to surround UMA on both North and South sides. Leboto’s troops will go through the Pointless War River with submarines, and the ground troops to escort the navy ships with tanks. After that, the Iron Division will attack the north side while Flippy’s Troops hold the South side.

Blast and Stealth Division

The clouds darkened. It began to rain. All you could hear were the grunts of the soldiers that were ready for war. Just then, some planes flew over us.

“It’s UMA!” Winkie4 cried.

“All IMAF to battle stations!” Flippy ordered.

The soldiers scurried into their tanks, and started firing at the planes. The planes dropped bombs, but some has blown up too early. In the distance, we could see a huge line of UMA soldiers. One Puffle Tank fired at the line, but was too far away to reach. All of a sudden, one of the UMA planes dropped a bomb on a Puffle Tank! Everyone else fired at the UMA planes, and they all were defeated. The UMA soldiers stared at us in dis-belief. Then, they charged at IMAF.

“STAND GUARD!” Flippy screamed.

TO BE CONTINUED